If this was a video, it might’ve been comical.
“oh wow, look at me and my nice fucking cell phone. ooh, look, my mommy and daddy pay for my expensive ass cell phone bill even though i have income. my sweet ass cell phone can kick your shitty cell phone’s ass. mlaaa” so fucking tired of seeing everyone with nice ass cell phones and i’m sittin here with my 3 1/2 year old flip phone that barely works anymore. I CAN’T AFFORD A DAMN CELL PHONE. i can’t even afford to save any fricken money for a fricken cell phone!! no, i do not NEED one persay, but i see a 12 yr old girl with an IPHONE!!! the new one! and she’s always paahlaaayin on it and giiiiiiggaahlin’, she’s all “hehehe she doesn’t even know what i was trying to draw!” i’m like “who, what?” she’s like “oh i’m playing this game where you draw stuff on the screen like this *shows me* and the person ur playing with has to guess what it is…” i am like “DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS PERSON?!” she’s like, “ha! no!!”
wtf?!! and she can watch YOUTUBE, and fricken NETFLIX and shit, i’m all kinds of wtf. So, my 49 yr old boss just got herself an iphone a few weeks ago, SHE’S ALWAYS ON THAT THING!! she’s like “I only paid $500”!!!!!!! OMG!! where does anyone just pull $500 out of their ass?! so she’s all “oh, i used my bestbuy credit card…” i looked that up and its a bunch of tacked on interest that i’d never be able to afford!!
so i start lookin’ through amazon, found some really nice phones for affordable prices but all the phones i like YOU CANNOT GET A PREPAID PLAN FOR!!! shoot me now, cuz this shit is bananas!!! fuck piss bitch. UGH!!
F********* DAMN IT TUMBLR!!
WHY IS THERE DISGUSTING, DEGRADING PORN ALL OVER THE PLACE?!?!! gross!! and all i’m looking up is fricken “GOTH”. SICK!
